19 Reasons Never To Fall Asleep At A Party

January 29, 2013, 3:52 pm

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You may think you are surrounded by smiling, loving, friendly faces at a party. In reality, they are a pack of sharpie wielding wolves ready to pounce on every available skin you have to give to their sick, twisted desires. And that’s if they came prepared! Drink some water, DON’T DRINK ANYTHING YOU HAVEN’T SEEN POURED IN FRONT OF YOU, and choose your friends wisely or this is your future.

 

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Has this ever happened to you? Is that a sharpie behind your back? Let me know in the comments!

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22 Amusing 'Meanwhile Ins'

January 29, 2013, 6:53 pm

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The world is a wonderful place filled with many interesting people. And also, these weirdos.

 

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So many good options. Where do YOU want to move to?

 

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16 SMASHING Nigel Thornberry GIFS

January 30, 2013, 4:32 pm

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I think at this point science has proven that everything gets a lot funnier when you add Nigel Thornberry to it. I read about on the science website.

 

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Which one was the most SMASHING?

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20 Super Weird Banner Ads

January 30, 2013, 6:52 pm

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I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but if I were you I’d seriously question the legitimacy of the products and/or services advertised in these dumbass ads. I mean...they’re too cray to be convincing!

 

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How tickled are you by these bizarre banner ads? Let me know in the comments and win a FREE* iPad!!!

 

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18 Pieces Of Bathroom Graffiti Wisdom!

January 31, 2013, 6:49 pm

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Sages used to sit under trees. They used to prophecize to the masses. Nowadays, they pretty much just... you know... do their business. Today's greatest wisdom comes from bathroom walls. Don't believe me? Take a look! But keep in mind, it still comes from a bathroom wall. Don't expect TOO much.

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Which one was the MOST wise? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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24 SEEMS LEGIT Pics

February 1, 2013, 3:21 pm

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It’s funny how people could think these pictures could be fake. They SEEM LEGIT. I mean, why would someone just go and do something like lie on the internet?

 

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What do you think? Which is the best one? Let us know in the comments or on twitter @carpetislava.

 

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February 1, 2013, 5:57 pm

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Oh man...I'm glad this has never happened to me! I'm responsible for all of the embarrassing stuff I post on Facebook.

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Which was your fave? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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18 Ill Advised Couple Tattoos!

February 2, 2013, 9:50 am

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Yes. Your love is going to last forever. No one has ever felt the love that you and your partner share. But please, if you could, don’t tempt fate by getting a couple’s tattoo. Laser removal of a couple’s tattoo is like when you vomit up a delicious meal and can taste it going the other way. Except what you taste is your dying heart.

 

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Which one made your heart scab? Let me know in the comments!

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Punday: The Super Bowl

February 3, 2013, 9:56 am

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And now for the most watched event of the year- Super Bowl Punday!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who do you think will win today? Let us know in the comments below!

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10 Celebrities With Cartoon Lookalikes!

February 4, 2013, 3:36 pm

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To celebrate the return of Shut Up! Cartoons' Do's and Don'ts, we're celebrating CARTOON WEEK on Smosh.com! Don't forget to subscribe!

Hey with some of their outrageous looks...is it any wonder that some celebrities look like cartoon characters? Or is it that cartoon characters look like celebrities? WHICH WAY DOES IT GO??? 

 

Pinkie Pie/ Katy Perry

 

Lion-O / Carrot Top

 

TinTin / Miley Cyrus

 

Jasmine / Kim Kardashian

 

Jack Frost / Niall Horan

 

Ariel / Ariana Grande

 

Krystal / Mama June

 

Dora / Nicki Minaj

 

Violet from the Incredibles/ Pete Wentz

 

Which one was your fave? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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20 Celebrities Having A Case Of The Sads

February 4, 2013, 7:04 pm

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Being in the public eye is sad, lonely business. There was that time that they went from 500k followers to 499k. Or when they jumped in a vault filled with gold coins and had the money 5 times over to pay for the hospital charges. Cheer up celebrities, here, have a gift bag of things you will regift to lesser relatives during the holidays.

 

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Which is the saddest sad that ever sadded? Let me know in the comments!

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16 Way Too Sexy Male Nintendo Character Drawings

February 5, 2013, 4:24 pm

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Admit it: There's a double standard in video games. Women are sex objects and men are big, strong, and totally straight, bro! Most disturbing is that many of my fellow gamers are in denial about it. Are you one of them? Okay, how about I show you a gallery of MALE Nintendo characters looking as uncomfortably sexy as the ladies? (WARNING: THIS WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD.)

 

 

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Need to wash the shame away? Weep in the comments!

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23 Celebs Used In Ads Without Their Consent

February 6, 2013, 4:15 pm

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OK, so celebrities have used their, uh, celebrity to promote some pretty absurd products and services – examples include Shannen Doherty for Education Connection (one of those shady websites where dummies like you and I can procure worthless “liberal arts” degrees), Snoop Dogg for Norton Anti-Virus software, and Bob Dole for Viagra (shudder). These ads, however, are far too bizarre to be real.

 

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These may be fake, but what’s your favorite real-life celebrity endorsement? Let me know in the comments! (Mine’s Anna Nicole Smith for TrimSpa, obviously.)

 

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14 MORE Funny Cartoon Network GIFS

February 6, 2013, 6:39 pm

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To celebrate the return of Shut Up! Cartoons' Do's and Don'ts, we're celebrating CARTOON WEEK on Smosh.com! Don't forget to subscribe!

You know who is too old for cartoons? NOBODY.Can you name all the shows?

These might take a moment to load, but be patient. They're worth it!

 

Music, man

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Mercy

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SUCK CUSTARD

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Hello, 911?

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SO METAL

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Jorts

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#SWAG

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My favorite flavor...

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Mmm... Pizza

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You are beautiful

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Which is the best one?

 

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Beyonce Wants These Unflattering Pictures Removed From The Internet [Pics]

February 7, 2013, 2:53 pm

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So the day after the Beyonce live television event AKA The Super Bowl, Buzzfeed posted a gallery of Beyonce pics from the performance that was intended to be a total love letter to Queen Bey. Not so fast Buzzfeed!  When the gallery came to the attention of Beyonce's PR firm, they did not find a handful of the photos to be that fierce and requested their removal. From the internet. HAHAHAHAHA! I need a PR firm to get all the unflattering photos of me off of Facebook. Here's a look at the letter:

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And here are the offending photos:

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Needless to say, nothing riles the internet up more than someone trying to control what people do on the internet. Not only did the offending pics go viral, but people took pains to find even more unflattering photos. But we all know that even an unflattering photo of Beyonce is still kind of hot, right?

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Okay, well maybe this one isn't that hot....

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Cue the memes. Brace yourself! I'm sure more will be coming!

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I personally find the illuminati conspiracy to be funnier.

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So take it easy PR firm!! You represent Beyonce! It could be way worse. You could represent one of the other members of Destiny's Child. They would kill for this kind of publicity. Instead they get this:

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Ooof!  It doesn't get any worse than being dissed by Wendy's. Wait a minute...

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It does. 

What do you think of the whole Beyonce kerfuffle? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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18 Super Crazy Craigslist Ads

February 7, 2013, 6:30 pm

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Craigslist is a vast digital wasteland where both brain cells and self-respect go to die. For evidence of this cosmic truth, see below.

 

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What’s the craziest Craigslist ad you’ve ever seen, hot shot? Let me know in the comments!

 

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22 Most Ridiculous Rapper Chains

February 8, 2013, 11:21 am

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Part of being a successful rapper is LOOKING successful, and nothing screams success like crazy diamond and gold jewelry and chains. But any MC can buy a regular medallion. If you want to be taken seriously, you got to get something straight up RIDICULOUS! Like this funny rapper chains.

 

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What do you think? Which is the most ridiculous? Let us know in the comments or on twitter @carpetislava.

 

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20 Images That Just Can't Be Unseen

February 8, 2013, 4:20 pm

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What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Once these images are in your brain you can’t kick them out. I guess you could say this will really change the way you look at the world!

 

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Which one was your favorite? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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20 Dudes Trying WAY Too Hard

February 8, 2013, 7:05 pm

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If there's one thing all men on Earth have been guilty of at least once, it's trying way too hard to look cool. Trying too hard, after all, is life’s great equalizer. It doesn’t matter if a dude’s a geek, bro, or jet setting millionaire – as long as he has a pulse, he's worn stupid crap and contorted his face in a stupid fashion in an impotent attempt to gain the respect of his peers and desired sexual partners. These 20 dudes have more in common than they realize.

 

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What’s the lamest thing you’ve ever done for sweet, sweet attention? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Taturday! RADICAL Lip Tattoos!

February 9, 2013, 9:40 am

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The best part about having a lip tattoo is... well... okay. I literally can't think of any reason to ever get a lip tattoo. But here are some people who could! And God bless 'em for it! Here are the raddest lip tattoos!

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Which one was the best? Let us know in the comments below!

 

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