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Olympic Athletes Doing Unhealthy Things

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Just ‘cause someone’s an athlete doesn’t mean they’re Adonis. Getting wasted, cavorting with loose women, eating fast food – the stars of track and field are, in many ways, just like us (although it’s safe to say the vast majority of us would never contemplate having sex with Kim Kardashian’s mom...which is something we totally have over gold medalist Bruce Jenner). The athletes on this list live on the edge – if you feel like making idols of ‘em, you might wanna second-guess your decision.

 

Michael Phelps’ Bong Rip Heard ‘Round the World

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Turkish Weightlifter Mete Binay Eating a Butt-Ton of Food

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Chinese Gymnast Huang Qiushuang Losing Her Head

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American Runner Marion Jones Jogging Through Flavor Country

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Chinese Gymnasts Eating Mickey D’s

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British Cyclist Bradley Wiggins Drunk as a Skunk

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American Soccer Player Abby Wambach Getting Punched in the Face

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Michael Phelps Quelling the Munchies at McDonald’s

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Soccer Players...Smokin’!

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Kazakhstan Weightlifter Ilya Ilyin Kissing a (No Doubt Filthy) Weight

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Foolish Olympians Eating Über Carb-Rich Pasta

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American Swimmer Ryan Lochte Drunk AND Breaking the Seat-Belt Law

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Former Olympian Bruce Jenner and Those Damn Kardashians

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Former Olympian Kristi Yamaguchi Shilling For Mitt Romney

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Michael Phelps Disrespecting His Body With Subway

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Have YOU seen a picture of an award-winning athlete actin’ a fool lately? Let us know in the comments!

 

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24 Terrifying Pictures of Old Timey Children!

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Even as we look towards the past, I believe the children are our future. And that future is filled with bloody dismemberment and urine soaked pantalones. I fully encourage you to scroll down through this gallery with the sounds of children laughing mixed with a ballerina topped music box’s jangly rendition of, “Greensleeves”.

 

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Which one scared the reproductive organs out of you? Let us know in the comments!

 

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18 School Sign Fails

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Schools are supposed to be places that inspire success. Unfortunately, they can sometimes be breeding grounds for total failure. Here are Best School Sign Fails.

 

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milf week

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Has your school ever had a sign fail? Let me know on Twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!

 

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18 Sexist Comic Book Fails

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Women? Am I right? I am right. And so are these superheroes, who feel the exact same way.

 

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What’s the worst thing about women? That they’re scatter brained? That they have poison glands in their throat? Let us know in the comments!

 

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12 You Are Doing It Wrong [Gifs]

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Listen, I don't know what you think you are doing, but I DO know that you are DOING IT WRONG!

Let us know your favorite gif in the comments!

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Kicking a sign (You are doing it wrong)

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Samurai (You are doing it wrong)

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Nerf (You are doing it wrong)

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Swing (You are doing it wrong)

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Motorcycle (You are doing it wrong)

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TV destroying (You are doing it wrong)

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Karate (You are doing it wrong)

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Doors (You are doing it wrong)

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Golf cart jumping (You are doing it wrong)

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Diving (You are doing it wrong)

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Interacting with fans (You are doing it wrong)

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Game physics (You are doing it wrong)

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Hunger Games Character Facebook Updates

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The characters in The Hunger Games---They're just like us! They live in a dystopian society where children are chosen by lottery and forced to fight to the death! Okay well not just like us...but they do enjoy a little social networking from time to time!

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Which is your favorite? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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24 Funny Expectations Vs. Reality Pics

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We all have how we WANT the world to be. But then there’s what it actually is. The difference between what should be and what is where sadness comes from. Let’s laugh at it!

 

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I don't see anything wrong here. Do you? Let us know in the comments!

 

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15 Hot Celebrities (That Were Ugly Babies)

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If you ask me, all babies are ugly. Anyone who argues the contrary is only fooling themselves. That being said, some babies are uglier than others. The youngins on this list were all way grodier than your average infant...these beastly babies blossomed into major babes, though, so it’s OK to laugh at their youthful indiscretions.

 

Ashton Kutcher

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Brad Pitt

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Kate Hudson

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Nicky Hilton

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Tom Cruise

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Beyonce

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John Travolta

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Demi Lovato

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Justin Bieber

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Katie Holmes

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Drake Bell

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Fergie

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Scarlett Johansson

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Brittany Murphy

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Ryan Seacrest

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Know of any other hot-ass stars that were busted-ass babies? Let us know in the comments!

 

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6 Driving Bummers You Can’t Avoid

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Let’s face it, driving is awesome. You travel many times faster than you could walking, and you do it incased in hundreds of pounds of metal powered by dinosaur-era hydrocarbons. However, there are some downsides to driving that you just can’t avoid.

Red lights when you are late for something

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Is there some kind of traffic signal deity that simply knows when you are late for something, and adjusts the stop lights accordingly? If a trip normally takes ten minutes, and you have to be there in ten minutes, that’s always the day these round red jerks conspire to make you twice as late.

 

All green lights when you are trying to eat in the car

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We’ve all been in a hurry, and had to scarf down a burrito or a hamburger while on the road. However, even getting your tasty meal out of the bag takes a few moments of concentration, and without any red lights, you are forced to go hungry while you pay attention to driving so that you don’t die. Where were these green lights when you were late?

 

Having to parallel park and there are people there

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Unless you are some kind of stunt driver, you spend most of your time in a car going forward. (If you ARE a stunt driver, congrats, that job sounds awesome.) Parallel parking, however, means you have to have the car go backwards, at a weird angle, while turning at the perfect angle, then turning at a perfect angle again, all while not hitting anything. It’s one of the most difficult non-stunt driving moves, and even expert parkers and mess up now and then. However, it’s WAY worse when there’s an audience of people watching, every curious passerby watching you spaz out and come into the parking spot all wrong, again and again and again.

 

The paralyzing fear of having a cop drive behind you

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You’re car is running fine, you’re driving perfectly normally, and there are currently no warrants out for your arrest. Why then does your brain start going “OMG OMG OMG is he running my plate he’s running my plate I’m going to get arrested I need to turn up there, will he think I’m making a break for it how soon should I signal HOW SOON SHOULD I SIGNAL!?”

 

Leather seats too hot in the summer

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Leather seats look nice, and are a great accessory if you like the idea of traveling atop the skins of dead cows. However in the summer, 30 seconds after parking your car, leather seats become the approximate temperature of the surface of the sun. In pants it is merely uncomfortable, but if you are wearing short shorts or a skirt (don’t you DARE judge me), it feels like you sat down on a hot iron skillet. A luxurious hot iron skillet, but a skillet nevertheless.

 

Following someone to their packing spot, and they aren’t leaving

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The world is increasingly too full of people, and no place drives his home like mall parking lots on weekends. There isn’t a single spot to park, so what do you do? You follow the dude walking around with his keys out. When keys-guy gets into his car, drops something off, then gives you the “I’m not leaving just dropping something off” wave, you feel betrayed. You followed this man with the hope of a great reward, and he just let you down and wasted your time. It’s the same feeling you get when you are into politics.

 

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