18 Upsetting Turkey Costumes

Except for that one year I was Natalee Holloway for Halloween, I've never dressed up as something I ate. That's why when Thanksgiving rolls around I'm so upset by photos of people dressed as turkeys. "WHY?!" I howl into the abyss as I drench my bare skin with gravy. "WHYYYYY!???!???!"

Here are the most upsetting turkey costumes:

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