Santa only works one day a year. I think it's because he has way too bad of a drinking problem to work more than that. It's really a shame. If he could work a normal work week, we'd get presents 5 days week. At least he's able to pull it together for one night. It's not like I'm just pulling this out of nowhere. There is plenty of evidence. Here are drunk Santas.
Which Santa looked the drunkest to you? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!