22 Awesomely Bad Wedding Dresses

Ladies, if I’ve learned anything from reality television, one day you will slaughter all your enemies on the field of battle. Bathe in their blood wreathed in the limbs of the fallen as you cry out to a godless sky that you are victorious and engaged. Instagramed ring pics to follow, save the date! Just remember, when you say yes to the dress, make sure the dress doesn’t say “no, you’re an idiot” back to you.

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