I like committing crimes as much as the next guy, but NO WAY am I dumb enough to admit them on the Internet. Instead, I admit them here: 1. I tried drugs in college, 2. I once blamed an elevator fart on a blind guy, and 3. I'm the Zodiac killer. Here are a bunch of people dumber than me:
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