16 Way Too Sexy Male Nintendo Character Drawings

Admit it: There's a double standard in video games. Women are sex objects and men are big, strong, and totally straight, bro! Most disturbing is that many of my fellow gamers are in denial about it. Are you one of them? Okay, how about I show you a gallery of MALE Nintendo characters looking as uncomfortably sexy as the ladies? (WARNING: THIS WILL RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD.)

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Need to wash the shame away? Weep in the comments!

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