Olympic Athletes Doing Unhealthy Things

Just ‘cause someone’s an athlete doesn’t mean they’re Adonis. Getting wasted, cavorting with loose women, eating fast food – the stars of track and field are, in many ways, just like us (although it’s safe to say the vast majority of us would never contemplate having sex with Kim Kardashian’s mom...which is something we totally have over gold medalist Bruce Jenner). The athletes on this list live on the edge – if you feel like making idols of ‘em, you might wanna second-guess your decision.

Michael Phelps’ Bong Rip Heard ‘Round the World

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Turkish Weightlifter Mete Binay Eating a Butt-Ton of Food

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Chinese Gymnast Huang Qiushuang Losing Her Head

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American Runner Marion Jones Jogging Through Flavor Country

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Chinese Gymnasts Eating Mickey D’s

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British Cyclist Bradley Wiggins Drunk as a Skunk

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American Soccer Player Abby Wambach Getting Punched in the Face

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Michael Phelps Quelling the Munchies at McDonald’s

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Soccer Players...Smokin’!

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Kazakhstan Weightlifter Ilya Ilyin Kissing a (No Doubt Filthy) Weight

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Foolish Olympians Eating Über Carb-Rich Pasta

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American Swimmer Ryan Lochte Drunk AND Breaking the Seat-Belt Law

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Former Olympian Bruce Jenner and Those Damn Kardashians

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Former Olympian Kristi Yamaguchi Shilling For Mitt Romney

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Michael Phelps Disrespecting His Body With Subway

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Have YOU seen a picture of an award-winning athlete actin’ a fool lately? Let us know in the comments!

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